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"Love Me Do"
Hello and welcome
to the 94th issue of the John/Andrew Bucket Brigade. Before we get to
that we'd like to address the issue of the webpages. The servers were
down, and you'll soon learn why, but the pages are now back up and at
the same urls they always were. Now, to start this issue, we'd like to
make you aware of a very serious and secretive discovery...
JenniAnn:
Hey Aud. I'm really freaking out here! I don't think Talkcity is EVER
going to be back up.
Aud: Don't worry.
It'll come back. Besides, you do have back-ups....don't you?
JA: Well of
course I do.
Narrator: What a
silly question! That neurotic freak probably has 17 different back-ups
for each site. You can tell even JenniAnn knew of her obsession by the
way
she rolled her eyes as she spoke. Anyhow, back to the unfolding
conversation.
Aud: So what is
there to worry about? If worse comes to worse, you just find another
host site.
JA: Well, I guess
that's not too bad. It's just a pain uploading
everything.
Aud: Well, maybe
if you're lucky, whoever crashed the site will help them get it back up
in no time.
JA: Crashed the site? Well, who would do such a crazy thing!!
Aud: I'm really
not at liberty to say.
JA: WHAT?!
Aud: It's just .
. . for safety reasons.
JA: Oh come on,
you told me about Andrew's hair! So spill it, who did
it?
Aud: Rafael.
JA: Now why would the site crash???
Aud: He's back
and helping us hide John's hair.
JA: What?
Aud: Tess found
out about us and was trying to check out the site so he pulled it down.
JA: So Rafael
crashed it?
Aud: Yip. He
hopped into the server (don't ask how) found the host site and pulled
the plug. No one on the outside could figure it out.
JA: Really?!
Aud: That's why
it took so long.
JA: LOL! He
pulled down the entire company!
Aud: Just from
the internet to website thingy-ma-bobber. He kinda unplugged the phone
line, so to say.
JA: Ah
Aud: He's a crafty one. I for one am glad he's on *our* side.
JA:
Me too!
On the 19th JABB will be celebrating its fourth anniversary. While JABB
certainly does not expect gifts we would like it made clear that the
following "gifts" are not entirely desirable...
Top Ten Worst Gifts to Get JABB for its 4th Anniversary
10. Vincent
9. Victor
8. Adam
7. Kiwi
6. JenniAnn (Hey! Who wrote that!? I certainly didn't agree to that one! ~JenniAnn)
5. Another Jabbins puppy
4. 8,000 full JABB
Buckets
3. Straight jackets, no more men in white coats!! Ahhh!!!
2. JDPMC's head.
With a note saying, "If you can actually make me laugh
for once, I just might give you the rest of him."
1. "An Idiot's
Guide to Running a 12-Step Knockoff." We resent the
implication...
If you would like to do something for JABB, we'd love to have goofy
messages to JABB on its anniversary. We can put them in the anniversary
issue to share with all of JABB! Email if you have questions!