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"Porcelain"
by Moby
Hi all! Well,
it's time for JABB yet again! We hope you enjoy this issue.
In any place it's important to have a strong government in place. But
supposing a government isn't quite so.... stable. Here are some signs
things at Dyeland are a little unstable.
Top Ten Signs
the Co-Presidents have (Re)Entered the Psych Ward
10. Vincent asks you what the best Andrew episodes of TBAA are. Later
that night you see someone you believe to be Vincent scaling the
hospital's walls carrying a bag and then entering through a window on
the 6th floor. The next morning videos of "The Journalist" and several
episodes have mysteriously disappeared from the Castle.
9. "Johnny Angel" and songs from "Godspell" can be heard coming from a 6th floor (the Psych ward) room in the hospital.
8. John's
unusually calm when their names are mentioned.
7. Vincent and Andrew are spotted at the library studying a copy of "How to Cope when the Teenager you were Asked to Guard/Has a Fan Club for You Goes Insane (again) and Enters a Psych Ward in a Hospital in Another Dimension."
6. Audrey begins to sport that white coat with extra long sleeves, once again.
5. You call
JenniAnn's room hoping to get some plans set for building
your
home on Dyeland. A voice answers claiming to be JenniAnn but you swear
it
is in fact Chimama. Your concern is furthered when "JenniAnn" yelps at
you.
4. John awakens
one day with hair glued to his head, while Chiwawa
freezes.
3. Andrew
suddenly glows all the time. Only, no one sees this glow but
the co-prezes.
2. When you ask to see JenniAnn, Audrey brings her to a 5th floor window of Dyeland Castle. Strangely she looks exactly like last Fall's scarecrow with a blonde wig thrown on and sounds an awful lot like Andrew. You can also hear "That doesn't sound anything like her, let me try!" in the background.
1. The men in white know the co-prez by sight and sound instead of just by name.
Sometimes it's fun to sit and wonder how things might have been if only
you'd made a different choice or taken a different road. In this issue
Audrey and Jenni will examine what they might have done had JABB never
been started.
10. Built a webpage featuring the largest collection of pictures of fake Chihuahuas.
9. Spent their
lives trying to discover a way to travel into other
dimensions and claim themselves princesses of a new land they name
ErgoLifeLand.
8. Formed CABB.
The Charles/Adam Bucket Brigade.
7. Two words:
Lint collection
6. They may
actually have ended up sane, normal people. Sheesh.... how
boring.
5. Without
worrying about the current issue of JABB, they could put
their talents to use at school and amaze the world with their
intelligence.
4. "Gee Audrey,
what are we going to do tonight?" "The same thing we do
everynight, Jenni. Try to take over the world!!"
