"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."
~ Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
by Bill Watterson

Hi all,

Big thanks to Nicole's sister, Bri, and Yvette for supplying much of the material you see here.  Things are a lil crazy for me right now so I'm afraid all I could manage were a couple stupid answers to stupid questions! 

The overwhelming conclusion I'm coming to is that this busyness I often feel simply is my way of life now.  So... I'd like to draw everyone's attention to the following sections of the JABB site:

Contribute to JABB
JABB's To-Do List

If you'd like to help create a JABB newsletter, please check out one or both of those sites for ideas.  If you have something else running through your mind that you think might work for us, please contact me!  Thanks!  I still really enjoy these newsletters and the web site and I'm told I'm not alone in that but I also realize that I can't do it alone.  So help would be much appreciated!

God bless,

Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer-
Summer Solstice Edition

Q: Is it OK if I cover my walls in pictures of the lovely angel?

A: Sure!  As long as you follow the Official JABB Guidelines to Andrew Wall Decor which are as follows:

1.  No photo should be any less than a cubit above the floor lest mud accidentally be kicked upon the Lovely Angel's face.

2.  If using multiple photos of divergent colors they must be arranged in an aesthetically pleasing manner which will not wash out Andrew's handsome face nor make him look like he suffers from rosacea. 

3.  Andrew pictures cannot be displayed within 2 yards of any Halloween decor lest sympathetic magic turns out to be real and you unwittingly make Andrew feel crowded in by the holiday he hates.

4.  Andrew's photos should not be substituted in for any existing displays of family or friends lest Andrew became an object of derision by the replaced parties. 

5.  In the event that a photo is damaged, it must be disposed of in an appropriate and respectful manner.  This would involve lighting candles, singing an a capella version of "Don't Fear the Reaper," and then putting the photo in the recycling bin while reciting William Wordsworth's "Farewell Lines."
Have fun!

Q: What is Andrew's goal? What is he actually trying to achieve by glowing so perty like?

A: His goal is to make women fall madly and unrequitedly in love with him.  Call it population control. 

Or perhaps he is merely offering himself as an alternative energy source.  Solar and lunar energy, make way for angelic energy! 

Thanks Bri for the questions!

Now for some more comics by Yvette.  Both concern one of our very favorite topics: Andrew's hair!

And another...


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(Photo Credits: The photographs used in these comics and this page are from "Touched by an Angel" and owned by CBS Productions, Caroline Productions, and Moon Water Productions.  They are not being used to seek profit.  These comics are the creative effort of Yvette.  She has kindly allowed JABB to show them here but they are NOT to be used elsewhere with out her permission.)