"There's never
enough time to do all the nothing you want."
~ Calvin, Calvin
and Hobbes
by
Bill Watterson
Hi all,
Big thanks to Nicole's sister, Bri, and Yvette for supplying much of
the material you see here. Things are a lil crazy for me right
now so I'm afraid all I could manage were a couple stupid answers to
stupid questions!
The overwhelming conclusion I'm coming to is that this busyness I often
feel simply is my way of life now. So... I'd like to draw
everyone's attention to the following sections of the JABB site:
If you'd like to help create a JABB newsletter, please check out one or
both of those sites for ideas. If you have something else running
through your mind that you think might work for us, please contact
me! Thanks! I still really enjoy these newsletters and the
web site and I'm told I'm not alone in that but I also realize that I
can't do it alone. So help would be much appreciated!
God bless,
Jenni
Ask
a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid
Answer-
Summer Solstice Edition
Q: Is it OK if I cover my walls
in pictures of the lovely angel?
A: Sure! As long as you follow the Official JABB Guidelines to
Andrew Wall Decor which are as follows:
1. No
photo should be any less than a cubit above the floor lest
mud accidentally be kicked upon the Lovely Angel's face.
2. If using multiple photos of divergent
colors they must
be
arranged in an aesthetically pleasing manner which will not wash out
Andrew's handsome face nor make him look like he suffers from
rosacea.
3. Andrew pictures cannot be displayed
within 2 yards of any
Halloween decor lest sympathetic magic turns out to be real and you
unwittingly make Andrew feel crowded in by the holiday he hates.
4. Andrew's photos should not be
substituted in for any existing
displays of family or friends lest Andrew became an object of derision
by the replaced parties.
5. In the event that a photo is damaged,
it must be disposed of
in an appropriate and respectful manner. This would involve
lighting candles, singing an a capella version of "Don't Fear the
Reaper," and then putting the photo in the recycling bin while reciting
William Wordsworth's
"Farewell
Lines."
Have fun!
Q: What is Andrew's goal? What
is he actually trying to achieve by
glowing
so perty like?
A: His goal is to make women fall madly and unrequitedly in love
with
him. Call it population control.
Or perhaps he is merely offering himself as an alternative energy
source. Solar and lunar energy, make way for angelic
energy!
Thanks Bri for the questions!
Now for some more comics by
Yvette. Both concern one of our very favorite topics: Andrew's
hair!