1. The Jackolantern of Death is A REAL BEING
SECRET
2. Kiwi replaced
Andrew with the original JDPMC ages ago, and no one
has realized yet.
LIE
3. The Kiwi is
really a man posing as a women from New Zealand.
LIE
4. At one point
Jenni had all intentions of naming her future daughter Annie Dru.
SECRET
5. JABB was
given this name because while it means John/Andrew Bucket
Brigade it can also stand for Jenni/Audrey Bucket Brigade.
LIE
6. When she was
younger Jenni used audio of Vincent growling to
scare away a psycho phone caller. He/she stopped calling...
SECRET
7. "Vincent" is
the code name for Jenni's actual boyfriend.
LIE
8. Jenni was
once physically wounded (accidentally) in a fight with
her brother over whether Andrew was a wuss or not. She said no, he said
yes.
SECRET
9. The
John/Andrew Bucket Brigade is known as JABB because Audrey just can't
seem to SPELL it out!
SECRET
10. J.A.B.B.
became JABB because it's too hard to have to go back through every
e-mail and pencil in the dot.
LIE
11. Chimama and
the pups have locks of John's hair.
SECRET
12. They were
born with it.
LIE
13. Audrey
really does love to eat Kiwi fruits.
SECRET
14. Kiwi is a
synonym for HIDEOUS.
LIE
15. J.A.B.B. was
not expected to last past one issue.
SECRET
16. JABB did not last past one issue.
LIE
17. Audrey
actually considered naming her pet fish after Andrew, but later decided
on Rubin (Gerin for Ruby since he was such a pretty red color) because
it'd be too awkward to have to explain why she named a male fish JoAnna
Dru.
SECRET
18. Jenni and
Audrey are actually twin sisters.
LIE
19. Audrey is
the EVIL TWIN.
LIE
20. The drool
buckets are really to knock someone over the head with when they get
too obsessed with John
LIE