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Hi everyone! Welcome to the 99th issue! As a special treat we'd like to reintroduce everyone to one of our fellow creators of JABB. Jarrod was with us on the night JABB came to be. Afterwards, when keepers were all the rage, he was named Andrew's bodyguard. The collection of emails below will help explain for you why he was so long absent from Dyeland.

May 22, 2000

Jarrod,
Oh my gosh!! I am so freaked out! I checked my snail mail today at Dyeland and you won't believe what I found! There was a note from Tess. I guess there's some kind of plot against Andrew! I'm assuming he'll be safe in Dyeland but he's hardly ever here. He's in Heaven a lot so that's good but he's on Earth an awful lot, too! Who knows what could happen to him there?! Help me, Jarrod, you're my only hope.
Hugs,
JenniAnn


May 23, 2000
Dear Jen,
No problem, I've checked and the last place he was seen was at Starbucks, buying Monica coffee. I will follow that lead and see what I come up with. Will be in touch.
Hugs,
Jarrod


June 10th 2000

Hi Jarrod,
Everyone's been asking where you went. I don't know what to tell them. I don't wanna freak them out and tell everyone "Oh, he's off trying to foil a threat against our beloved AOD." I'm new to this princess gig, not quite ready for mass hysteria! Anyway, so you're in Florida? Well, try to have some fun in between tracking Andrew. I tried to get some info from Tess about where he'd be in the future so you could make some plans but she just gave me a really funny look like she didn't know what I was talking about. Guess I wasn't supposed to mention the note. Who knows who could hear! Anyway, try to have some fun and keep our Angel Boy safe!
God bless
JenniAnn


July 7, 2000

Dear Jen,
I've been throughout all of Florida, no sign of Andrew. My sources say that he may have gone to California, so that's where I am now. Try and talk to Tess again, to see if she knows anything else. Because I'm running into a dead end here. Take care Princess.
Hugs,
Jarrod


September 13th, 2000

Dear Jarrod,
Sorry about the mishap in Florida and the lateness of my reply. Andrew was here in Dyeland and mentioned something about going to see Elvis shortly before his departure. He may have meant he was going Home but I think not. Maybe check out all the conventions, Elvis-themed wedding chapels, and Graceland. Sorry it's a big order but I couldn't get any more details. Tess continues to look at me like I'm crazy. I'm beginning to get angry since she got us into this mess.
Anyway, we all miss you. I hope you can come back as soon as the danger passes.
Hugs
JenniAnn
PS TBAA starts Season 7 soon!!


October 31, 2000
Dear Jen,
Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you. I checked all Elvis Conventions and Graceland. No sign of Andrew. I have been almost all over the world looking for him, but nothing. Then tonight I thought I found him, instead it was Kiwi dressed up as him for Halloween. I'm off for Salt Lake tomorrow. Take care.
Hugs,
Jarrod


December 24th 2000

Jarrod,
I hope you are having a Merry Christmas and I'm so sorry that you can't be here with us. I do have good news, though. We elected Andrew as President of Dyeland so hopefully he'll be around more. It'll give you more time off. I can keep an eye on him here.
In other news, I accidentally let Kathleen into the annual Dyeland Christmas party! Oops!! My bad!
Seasons Greetings
JenniAnn

January 1, 2001
Dear Jen,
Happy New Year!! How was the Christmas party? Kathleen didn't wreak too much havoc I hope. Well, has the President of Dyeland been around, b/c I'm having no luck on my quest. I thought I saw him the other day, but it was someone else. Have you heard from Tess w/o getting looked at like you're crazy? I hope so, b/c no one seems to know anything on my end.
Hugs,
Jarrod


March 12, 2001

Hey Jarrod,
Andrew made the most adorable concerned face on TBAA last night!! The whole show was kinda funny and ironic cause it was a show about a show about a guy who's a Kung-Fu angel. LOL People are starting to say that all Andrew does any more is stand around looking concerned... But I don't believe it! I'm sure it will get better.
Anyhow, Audrey says hi and told you that you should go try and find Andrew in Timbuktu. But I think she may have been joking... Anyhow, good luck! Sorry I'm not of more help. I haven't seen any of the angels much lately.
Hugs
JenniAnn

June 16, 2001
Dear Jen,
It's been several months since my last email. I've been searching everywhere and still no sign. I did run into Monica and she said she hasn't seen him in a while and was really concerned, so is Tess. Now I'm getting concerned b/c it is not like him to not check in for assignments or to bring Monica coffee. LOL Let me know what you hear. I'll keep looking.
Hugs,
Jarrod


November 1st 2001

Hi Jarrod,
Just a quick note to let you know Andrew was here last night. Seemed a bit out of sorts though. He told Audrey and I the most horrifying Halloween story. Anyhow, prolly nothing to worry about. I half suspect he told us just to get us to shut up about Halloween.
Wouldn't you know it? Tess still looks at me like I'm a crazy person when I bring up that gosh-forsaken note that set this all off. No one ever tells me anything! Oh well. Off to enjoy my Halloween candy! Chocolate! Mmm...
Hugs
JenniAnn

May 20, 2002
Dear Jen,
I know it's been along time since the last email. But I had a few good leads, until I saw Tess. Actually she came to me for something I was holding for her. Anyways, she acted confused when I told her I've been looking for Andrew b/c of the snail mail she posted you. Anyways, she said that she never sent you that snail mail. I think I've been on a wild goose chase. Have you heard anything?
Hugs,
Jarrod


September 15th 2002

Dearest, nicest, very cool person Jarrod,
Haha. Umm... I have a little surprise. Remember that note that started all this? The very desperate one from Tess? Well... I recently was catching up on some fanfic people had sent me to read and... I, uhh, found the note. In one of the stories. I guess the author's handwritten manuscript got stuck in my mail in the post office. So... umm... You can come back to Dyeland now!
Very Sorry,
JenniAnn

September 20, 2002
Dearest Princess JenniAnn,
Not a problem b/c I've gotten to see a lot of the world on this quest. So I'll see you in Dyeland in a few days. It's been rather fun, this little quest of mine.
Hugs,
Jarrod


September 21st 2002

Welcome back Prince Jarrod!
God bless,
Princesses Audrey and JenniAnn
PS: 6 days til more Andrew on TBAA time!

 

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