1. If you saw someone who looked like Andrew would you

a) Hound them until they finally signed John's name. b) Stalk them from afar. c) Bug him to introduce you to Monica? d) Admire from a distance. You're just too shy to approach him.

2. If Andrew were to appear to you lit up in a heavenly hue, would you

a) Have him kiss your hand? b) Beg him not to leave your side? c) Tell him you will not go anywhere w/o Monica present? d) Make him suffer with you throughout eternity?

3. If you were to die tomorrow who would you wish your angels to be

a) Monica b) Andrew c) Monica and Andrew d) Andrew, but only if I can specify what he wears

4. What would you rather see John in

a) Speedo b) You would rather not see him but Monica instead c) toolbelt (with jeans for those who had to ask) d) nothing.

5. You see a movie with John in it is on TV you:

6. Which song do you prefer?

a) Anything by Enya (She's Roma's fav musician) b) Johnny Angel c) You spent an entire night visiting John Cale's websites cause you know John like him and now you are a devoted fan. d) Angels We Have Heard on High cause the cast sang it on last year's Christmas episode and you swear you can hear John over everyone else!

7. You have a kid, pet, stuffed animal, etc. You name it:

a) Andrew and if its a girl Anne-Dru (I still really think that name is cute lol) b) Anything you want geez! You're not that obsessed with TBAA! :-) c) You can't decide so you name the poor kid/pet/etc John Carroll Andrew Angel Colin Adam Virgil Skip Doc Hock Todd (all names of John's in movies and shows) then his last name and if its a girl: Joanna Carol Andrea Angela Colleen Ada (OK I have no idea how to make Virgil thru Todd feminine) d) Roma or Monica

8. On Sunday nights you:

a) Watch TBAA as usual b) Watch TBAA and by the time it is over you have filled over a hundred drool buckets, fainted from the site of John 5 times, and when you see that the next ep looks very promising for the Androolers set every VCR timer in your house to go off one week from now so that even if you get amnesia or are abducted by aliens you can rest assured you will have that ep on tape! c) Same thing only no one can talk during Monica's lines d) Watch TBAA but post a new law in the house that no one speaks during Andrew's lines.

9. Its Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanzaa and for your gifts you ask for:

a) All of John's movies on video b) Some TBAA tapes c) All of Roma's movies on video. d) You know giving is better than receiving so you give to all of your friends gifts like: The best of Andrew on tape, all of your favorite Andrew scenes edited onto one tape for their viewing pleasure, or a drool bucket.

10. In the time it took you to take this test you:

a) Have started drooling since we have mentioned Andrew's name so much. b) Have been thinking about Monica nonstop c) You are still calm, cool and collected d) Hey where did you go?!?!?! Uh oh You couldn't even finish this test cause after all the mentions of Andrew you just HAD to see him and are now in front of your TV watching The Journalist or My Dinner with Andrew.

11) If John were to completely shave his had, what would you do?

a)Say: "Aww. A poor little bald angel." b) Immediately accuse Sara of shaving him bald and taking his hair for her own personal pleasures. c) Nothing. After all it's just hair. He's not that superficial, why should we be? d) See if there is a cold hairless Chiwawa in Northern Ireland with a fresh coat of hair that needs a new home.

Answers:

1. a-3, b-4, c-1, d-2

2. a-3, b-2, c-1, d-4

3. a-1, b-3, c-2, d-4

4. a-3, b-1, c-2, d-4

5. a-4, b-2, c-1, d-3

6. a-1, b-2, c-3, d-4

7. a-3. b-2, c-4, d-1

8. a-2, b-4, c-1, d-3

9. a-3, b-2, c-1, d-4

10. a-2, b-1, c-3, d-4

11. a-2, b-3, c-1, d-4

Add up your points and see how you rank.

Obsessed Androoler - (38-44) You are hopelessly obsessed with John Dye and his character Andrew. You drool over the very sound of his name. You will drop whatever you are doing at the moment to see even the lamest thing about John Dye/Andrew. You are, in short, hopeless and I am proud of you.

Andrew-aholoic - (27-38) You have the overwhelming need to see John Dye/Andrew at the oddest times, but may not meet your needs. You drool when you see him, but not at the mere mention of his name. There is still hope for you, but time is running out. Luckily, you've come to the right place.

Androoler - (16-27) You have a fond admiration for John Dye/Andrew. You find him talented, gifted, and handsome. You're an Androoler and proud of it. You don't need help just yet. Keep admiring his work and you will not need it. Otherwise, you will be on the road to a very Dye-ish place. You're not ready to be here yet, but we can help that. Not only to we curve obsessions, we create them, too!

Monica Lover - (11-16) You would take Roma Downey/Monica over John Dye/Andrew any day. You love Roma and there is no question about it. All I can say is get off my JABB newsletter! We don't want any traders here! [Edit: Yeah, ya keep what ya get!  No switching!  Actually probly should read "traitors" :-)] We will gag, tar and feather, and hang you if necessary. =) J/k!!!