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Hello, before
we
get into the newsletter we'd like to dispel any lingering
questions.
The last issue was part of our April Fool's prank. There was
no split
and JABB is continuing as it always has for the time being.
Thanks.
Also, please excuse any spelling errors or other mistakes.
Kinda rushed!
Ok, so in the years Andrew's been on TBAA he's held all sorts
of
interesting jobs. He's been a hockey team coach, a dog-walker,
a DJ,
and all sorts of other things. But what hasn't he been... and
what
shouldn't he ever, ever be?
Top Ten Job
Positions We Never Want to See Andrew In
10. The replacement for Howie on the
Radio Shack commercials.
9. A professional night light. He's simply too bright for the job!
8. Door-to-door vacuum salesman.
7. A stuntman in an action movie. We'd all have heart attacks, I'm sure.
6. A pediatrician. I expect my doctor to keep the kid ALIVE.
5. A WWF Wrestler called the Avenger.
Although the tight costume may
be
a thrill for some...
4. Chevy Chase's replacement as Clark Griswald in the next "National Lampoon's Vacation" movie.
3. A back-up singer for Britney Spears.
2. The "Chick-Fil-A Cow" that holds up signs that say "Eat mor chikin."
And finally... The job we would most dislike seeing Andrew as...
1. An OB-GYN
Dear readers, recently Audrey and myself were at our
favorite pizza
joint on Earth. We overheard a conversation that we feel you
all need
to know about. Here it is...
JenniAnn:
Aww!!
Yes, I totally remember that. Andrew was so adorable when that
happened.
Audrey: I
know.
And then when he gave that sheepish grin I...
JenniAnn:
Shush!
Hurry and bury your face in that menu. Adam and Charles just
walked in. I can't believe this!
Charles:
I
completely understand. You know, someone actually stopped me
in the
super market yesterday. You know what they said?
Adam:
Oh... I
don't know... "Can you get me John's autograph?"
Charles:
Not
quite. They asked if I was the guy who played that first AOD
before
TBAA hired "the good one." I mean sure John's great but... So
does that
mean I'm "the bad one"?
Adam: That's
harsh. At least things are improving a little. You know, I
have my own
island now.
Charles:
So I
heard... But I'm afraid there will never be a CABB for us.
Audrey:
Right,
okay follow me and use your hair to hide your face.
Adam:
The
usual. Scuba accidents, even had one guy who...
Waiter:
Excuse
me, two ladies asked that these be brought to you.
Charles:
Imagine
that...
And so the two left a little bit happier
and hopefully feeling a little
bit more appreciated. We'd also like to let everyone know
that the
invitation is extended to all of you for our picnic on the
email list.
