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"Hero" by Mariah Carey
Hello and Welcome to the John/Andrew
Bucket Brigade!
I know it has been a while since you've received a great J.A.B.B. Issue in your mailbox and I bet you've been going CRAZY wondering why! (If not, just humor me. Everyone else does.) We ran a little behind on our last J.A.B.B. and had planned on sending it out to you September 11, 2001. However, in light of that day's unfortunate activities we saw it best not to even bother. Instead, we wish to help out.
Here's how we'd like to help victims
of the recent attacks upon the
U.S.
Jenni will be selling personalized drool buckets (about 4 inches tall)
for $7. The buckets will read "Your Name's Drool Bucket" and will
feature a picture (more information will be available upon request).
Proceeds will be sent to the September 11th Fund. I will be more than
happy to email those who purchase the buckets, bank statements to prove
the money was in fact sent to the September 11th Fund. If you'd like to
purchase a bucket or would like more details please email Jenni.
It was a terrible tragedy and our
heartfelt sympathies go out to those
personally affected by the acts of terrorism and for all others. We
here at J.A.B.B. wish to help out in any way we can. But as you all
well know, life must go on. So here is this week's JABB!! Enjoy and
remember to smile!

Top Ten
Reasons We're Really Excited
for Season Eight
10. The homebodies among us will have
something other than home videos
and 80s movies to watch on Saturday.
9. Vincent's dad's gonna be in the
first season!!! (Okay, Jenni fully
realizes it's actually the actor who played Vincent's adoptive dad but
leave her to her delusions. It's safer.)
8. Even the best of reruns can never
quite equal the anticipation of a
brand new show.
7. We'll actually have something to
write about.
6. It's nice to have something
creative to write, besides accounting
techniques and about "how to lie with statistics"

2. Monica and Andrew have a huge fight and Andrew goes home forever.
1. Andrew wears clothing.......AGAIN!