Here to Listen to
"Hero" by Mariah Carey
Hello and Welcome to
the John/Andrew Bucket Brigade!
I know it has been a while since you've received a great J.A.B.B. Issue in your mailbox and I bet you've been going CRAZY wondering why! (If not, just humor me. Everyone else does.) We ran a little behind on our last J.A.B.B. and had planned on sending it out to you September 11, 2001. However, in light of that day's unfortunate activities we saw it best not to even bother. Instead, we wish to help out.
Here's how we'd like to
help victims of the recent attacks upon the U.S.
Jenni will be selling personalized drool buckets
(about 4 inches tall) for $7. The buckets will read
"Your Name's Drool Bucket" and will feature a
picture (more information will be available upon
request). Proceeds will be sent to the September
11th Fund. I will be more than happy to email those
who purchase the buckets, bank statements to prove
the money was in fact sent to the September 11th
Fund. If you'd like to purchase a bucket or would
like more details please email Jenni.
It was a terrible
tragedy and our heartfelt sympathies go out to those
personally affected by the acts of terrorism and for
all others. We here at J.A.B.B. wish to help out in
any way we can. But as you all well know, life must
go on. So here is this week's JABB!! Enjoy and
remember to smile!
Top Ten Reasons We're Really Excited for
10. The homebodies
among us will have something other than home videos
and 80s movies to watch on Saturday.
9. Vincent's dad's
gonna be in the first season!!! (Okay, Jenni fully
realizes it's actually the actor who played
Vincent's adoptive dad but leave her to her
delusions. It's safer.)
8. Even the best of
reruns can never quite equal the anticipation of a
brand new show.
7. We'll actually have
something to write about.
6. It's nice to have
something creative to write, besides accounting
techniques and about "how to lie with statistics"
2. Monica and Andrew have a huge fight and Andrew goes home forever.
1. Andrew wears clothing.......AGAIN!