“You are braver than
you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than
you think.”
~~A.A. Milne, Christopher Robin
Hi all,
So... this newsletter very nearly didn't happen cause things are
pretty nutty for me right now. Since the last newsletter,
three members of my immediate family got COVID. They're all
doing fine now but that does a number on one's ability to
concentrate and be creative. The only thing I managed to
write was part of a story that was basically just Andrew and
JenniAnn being unbearably cozy and clingy because apparently
that's the writing equivalent of macaroni and cheese for me these
days. I have also been eating a lot of macaroni and
cheese...
I've also been dealing with a resurgence of a mouse invasion
which... I mean I like mice. I think they're cute. I
really do NOT like them loose in my house. So that's been
stressful. There's one in here with me right now who has yet
to surrender to the humane live trap...
But I'm healthy and staying safe and have a lot to be thankful
for... I'd just prefer to feel thankful in a house free of non-pet
mice. ;-)
Anyway... I hope everyone's doing okay. Please reach
out if you need to talk or anything.
God bless,
Jenni
Completely
Random Tropes Because of COVID and Mice and Stress and
This is All I Had Ready to Send
Younger
Than They Look- By and large, the angels are older than
they look. But Violeta may be an exception. On TBAA,
Gloria and Celeste certainly were... leading to a couple squicky
occasions, IMO, when it came to the former. Violeta was
created to look to be in her twenties but was only a teenager
when she first started appearing in the stories. That
being said, hair, make-up, and clothing choices could make her
look like the teenager she was.
My
Secret Pregnancy- Cora keeps her pregnancy a secret from
her mother because the woman is, frankly, awful. Avi's
birth mother, Siobhan, keeps her pregnancy a secret from
everyone except one friend. Likely there's some shame but
she was also concerned because there were rumors about the
father's family having a strange deformity in their
bloodline. Belle's birth mother, Adila, also hid her
pregnancy from her adoptive parents prompting her to abandon the
baby.
Censor
Suds- In "Cupid and Psyche," JenniAnn only lets Andrew
stay with her while she takes a bath because he dumped half a
bottle of bubble bath solution into it to ensure there were
enough suds to keep her covered. Once the suds start to
decrease, she tells him he can leave and she gets out.
There could actually be an example of subtext here.
Shortly before that scene, JenniAnn has both a seizure and a
panic attack. If you've seen the TBAA episode "It Came
Upon a Midnight Clear," you might have a greater understanding
of why Andrew wouldn't be too keen to let an epileptic bathe
alone even though JenniAnn has a different type of epilepsy than
Jean does.
Of course, since then Andrew has seen JenniAnn topless so...
they may or may not have moved past this... Not saying I
was writing anything like that while eating macaroni and
cheese...
Afterlife
Express- The bus that Yehuda rides in "The Carpenter" is
this. Although it seems to only go from Sheol to Earth and
back. When Yehuda eventually goes to Heaven, the bus
doesn't appear.
Thinking
Up Portals- In the older Dyeland stories, Cliff could and
did create portals. In the more recent stories, only
Joshua has this ability. I decided that, for the sake of
drama, the Friends couldn't just easily be popping up all over
the world. Granted, even with Cliff they couldn't exactly
do that. If they'd wanted a portal to Bermuda, they would
have first had to send Cliff to Bermuda and that's, obviously,
an expense. I assume Cliff is still out there, hanging out
with the other native Asterians, just retired from portal
creation.
Complete
Immortality- The angels are this. They simply can't
be killed in anyway nor can they die from old age. Back
when the vampires were vampires, they were NOT this because they
could be beheaded or burned to death. The closest an angel
could come to death is if something so traumatic happened, it's
possible they would be called Home for a period of time to
recuperate. Given human life is only the blink of an eye
compared to eternity, that could, in effect, mean an angel would
be away for the rest of a human's life. I imagine that
would feel like a death to the surviving humans who cared about
them.
Of course... we don't know exactly what would happen if their
human form experienced extreme trauma. TBAA did suggest
they could change human forms and in "The Altar," JenniAnn did
seem to think Andrew's human form could fail... something Eli
doesn't entirely deny. So who knows. But I still
don't think that equates to death.
Immortality
Hurts- The angels and Joshua can feel physical pain.
This could range from getting a headache because of stress to
getting shot. Unless helped along by Joshua, any aches or
pains take the same time to resolve that they would for a
human.
Convulsive
Seizures- Contrary to popular belief, a seizure doesn't
always involve convulsions. In my little bid to educate, I
gave both JenniAnn and Belle my form of epilepsy which involves,
basically, staring into space. This is preceded by a
feeling of deja vu and followed by dizziness, nausea, fatigue,
and what I'll call mental slowness... sometimes but not
always. I'm declining to say the specific form 1. because
it seems like they give it a new name every time I finally
memorize the old one and 2. two people can have the same form
but not the same symptoms so I don't want to name it and give
the impression that what I depict is how it always is.
JenniAnn has had or mentioned having seizures in a number of
stories but has only ever had one convulsive seizure and that
was after she was shot by Rex and in a coma... so it quite
likely had little to nothing to do with her epilepsy and
everything to do with the trauma her body experienced.
Victorian
Novel Disease- Marco was dying of tuberculosis before
Isolde turned him into a vampire at his request. To be
more accurate, he gave her a choice between turning him or
draining his blood so she would be healthy enough to flee their
increasingly dangerous home. She chose to turn him and
they fled together. All that being said, I didn't cover
Marco's decline at any length but it definitely wasn't
romantic. It was emotionally scarring enough that Isolde
puts the family on total lockdown when the COVID pandemic begins
because she doesn't want to see Marco go through anything like
that again.
Virginity Makes You Stupid- Generally averted in the
Dyeland stories. Vincent is one of the more intelligent
characters and while there aren't too many flashbacks to the
time before he and Catherine consummated their relationship,
they do exist. Both in those and the TV show, he was
pretty brilliant while also a virgin. Ivy and Sy are both
virgins at the time of this writing but can have very
intelligent, matter-of-fact conversations about a variety of
topics, sex included. But then there are JenniAnn and
Max... I by no means think either character is
stupid. I'd wager they're both quite smart. But they
did both manage to get well into adulthood without knowing much
about sex. Andrew ends up answering questions for them
both despite the fact that he has no personal experience.
Thankfully, books and knowledgeable friends exist. I think
it's worth noting that, the whole time, JenniAnn could speak
quite confidently about sexual ethics. She just wasn't
really clear on the mechanics. Completely contradicting
this trope is Joshua who literally knows everything.
Vow
of Celibacy- Arthur and JenniAnn have unofficially taken
one by virtue of being Monica's and Andrew's anam caras.
That's not necessary in all cases... see Adam with Clay and
Kylie. But Adam never had a romantic relationship with
either Clay or Kylie. When they got married, he lost
nothing. It may have been a little bittersweet for him at
first but I think that was relatively quickly replaced with joy
over being able to help care for their kids. Since Arthur
and JenniAnn have romantic relationships with Monica and Andrew,
it would be cheating if they married anyone else. So they
wouldn't. (Historically, there were probably cases of a
human anam cara being forced into an arranged marriage.
That would just be terribly sad but given they didn't consent,
it wouldn't be cheating.) Fr. Mike and Archbishop Tony
also took vows of celibacy when they became Catholic
priests. Since Fr. Mike is now in the El-Chananite Church
which allows for married priests, he's technically under no
obligation to remain celibate but likely will. Kyle, on
the other hand, never took the vow because he was still in
seminary when he converted to the El-Chananite Church.
Organization
with Unlimited Funding- Joshua and Josef tend to be
responsible for most major financial projects in the Dyeland
stories. There's never been a case where either said
"Wow. That's just too expensive... We can't swing
that." In Joshua's case, he's God so... that makes
sense. But I also don't think God is up in Heaven
manufacturing currency. Instead, I think what's happened
is there have been eons of angels and some spirits working jobs
on Earth and potentially other realms as part of their
assignments. Where does that money go after the assignment
is finished, assuming it wasn't all used for any necessary
living expenses? I think it's probably collected and saved
somewhere to be used for future assignments in the mortal
realms. It might be morally invested with any income also
going towards assignments so Joshua can then do something like
buy a massive building in New York to make a shelter for
trafficking survivors. With Josef, he's just so old and
savvy with money that anything he managed to save early on in
his time as a vampire could be worth loads of money now.
Thus, he's able to run a far-flung charitable organization and
provide for his family AND help his friends out without any
financial strife.
Traumatic
C-Section- Based on something from the TV show that was
most assuredly not invented by yours truly, Vincent was made to
consider that he may have been born this way... by doing his own
C-section. The villain on Beauty and the Beast
told Vincent that he ripped his way out of his mother's
womb. In actuality, Cora had a vaginal birth. She
had some excess bleeding which likely had nothing to do with
Vincent's condition and the pregnancy and birth were otherwise
unremarkable from a medical standpoint.
Born
From Plants- Well, not just plants. But
cherry blossoms were used in Gloria's creation on TBAA.
Violeta was partly formed from, shocker, violets. And
Andrew is said to have been created from some of the same
substance that went into the creation of the Fields of Gold...
so definitely some plants in there.
Ascended
Extra- In the first few stories featuring Joshua, he's not
the main character. Sometimes he'd just show up for a
scene or two to give guidance or lend support. But as "The
Carpenter" neared, he became the second-most prominent male
character. And in some stories, he appears even more
frequently than Andrew.
This newsletter is dedicated to John Dye for
inspiring the Dyeland tree I put up in my basement. I
just finished with it shortly before writing this. It
helped take my mind off all the insanity for a bit.
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