Question: How much does it cost to get a pint of
green beer in Dyeland?
Answer: There's none to be
had. All Irish-themed alcoholic drinks were
banned in Dyeland in recognition of the "Danny Boy
incident of 1999." ::glares at Monica::
Question: Wouldn't it be, like, so cute if Andrew
serenaded Monica with "My Wild Irish Rose"?
Answer: Sorry, I'll have to get
back to you later. Arthur and JenniAnn just
started screeching unintelligibly. Don't know
what that's about...
Question: Are there leprechauns in Dyeland?
Answer: There were but all the sappiness drove them
into hiding. Also, they had to go find their
magically delicious cereal.
Question: Well, what about unicorns?
Answer: Only the decor in Violeta's bedroom.
Where she also has a life-size poster of Hugh
Jackman. Andrew isn't sure if he should be
This newsletter is dedicated
to John Dye for keeping this half-Irish heart of
mine in thrall. Go raibh maith agat.
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