I don't even know where this idea came
from. Maybe just from reading tiny synopses on
TV schedule grids. But I got to wondering what
it would look like if we tried to give super brief
Andrewcentric descriptions of TBAA episodes. I'm
giving Season 2 a go first. Admittedly, it
probably woulda made more sense to do this after
watching S2 episodes... Oh well!

"The One that Got Away"- Andrew is an uninvited guest
to a wedding yet manages to be one of the most
charming despite horrid shoes. Monica acts like
a snot. Tess eats meatballs. Psychopath is
caught. Love blooms. Fun times were had by
all.
"Til We Meet Again"- Tess steals Andrew's
football. The angels help a family come to terms
with a secret and say good bye to their dad. The
football is never seen again.
"Rock 'n Roll Dad"- Andrew dances with his umbrella
then spies on a couple in their bedroom. Viewers
feel a little uneasy. Tragedy strikes.
Rock star takes drugs. Tess protects his
daughter. Rock star becomes less Ozzy and more
Steven Curtis Chapman. Yay!
"Indigo Angel"- Andrew lives in a basement and later
wears an awesome tux. Blues legends sing.
Monica can't. Tess is the Countess. Club
owner goes to Heaven but only after straightening a
wall sconce cause, dude, priorities!
"Lost and Found"- Andrew loves computers.
Viewers feel giggly about him being so nerdy but then
have a mood crash. Most bittersweet dream
sequence ever commences. Kathleen is totes
creepy. Monica wins in a show down. Happy
reunion commences!
"Dear God"- John Dye becomes a regular cast
member. Andrew fans rejoice! Angels read
their Dad's mail. Curmudgeon looks after an
orphaned girl. We all bask in TBAA's ability to
sensitively handle one of the darkest chapters in
human history.
"Portrait of Mrs. Campbell"- Dr. McLovely. That
is all.
"The Quality of Mercy"- Andrew fences! And is in
a Shakespeare play! Oh and there's something
about some guy cheating on his wife but... Andrew
fences!
"Birthmarks"- The angels school Mr. Feeny.
Andrew loves computers again. Angels talk more
about conception than ever since that one time in
Nazareth.
"Statute of Limitations"- Andrew produces a scummy
talk show and ponders Monica's lower lip.
PLAID! Big time revelation and it's not from the
angels.
This newsletter is dedicated to
John Dye for signing on with TBAA and then agreeing
to stick around. Seriously. Look at your
life. What all would be different if he
hadn't? Okay, maybe you would have spent the
last ten minutes doing something a little more
productive than reading me blather. But other
than that... I bet your life wouldn't be as
cool. Enough said. Thanks, John!
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