10. Every email he ever sent
the Dyelander and scanned copies of every note or letter he ever
wrote them. That stuff's gotta be saved for all time!!!
9. Sappy letters to him... some of which he received...
some not. Those would be the sappiest ones, of course.
8. A series of email receipts showing a standing order of
the best brands of ginger ale crafted through out the
world. Anything to keep their Angel Boy hydrated and
7. An absolutely insane looking Excel spreadsheet
demonstrating a complete failure to determine Andrew's long
sought after age.
6. A carefully sorted folder of photos of him.
Sample sub-folder titles would include: "Andrew in Glasses,"
"Andrew with Short Hair," "Andrew with Long Hair," "Andrew in
Uniform," "Andrew Being Handy," and, simply, "Lovely Lovely
Andrew" for all those photos that are just plain wonderful.
5. A list of ideas for his birthday in September.
The list would include items like "Get someone to jump out of a
cake (red velvet, of course!) dressed as the Eiffel Tower so
Andrew can feel like he got to Paris" and "Get that Jon Mateos
guy to record a song about him... preferably one that doesn't
involve the lyrics 'God is dead.'"
4. One of those fashion design computer programs
especially created for the Dyelanders by Logan. Guess who
the model would be?! Hope it has lotsa white shirt
templates! And a tool belt accessory file!
3. An unfinished draft of a self-help book entitled "What
to Expect When You've Fallen in Love With and/or Befriended an
Angel of Death." I predict Andrew would be bright red by
the time he got to "Chapter Three: Clothing Your AOD" which
would, of course, feature flannel shirt choosing tips and a
notice on the chronic wardrobe condition that affects certain
AODs: button forgetfulness.
2. 549 Andrew-themed play lists and a Pandora.com station
dedicated to songs that remind the girls of Andrew.
(Author's note: That last bit would actually be fun. We
should do that sometime.)
1. Speaking of Pandora... Andrew would learn that the
Dyelanders have their very own cyber protection program to keep
the bad stuff away from their puters. Its name?
Andrew's Baseball Bat Antivirus and Pervy People
Eliminator. He'd be sooo proud! ;-)
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