“We should all do what, in the long run,
gives us joy,
even if it is only picking grapes or
sorting the laundry.”
~ E.B. White
another short newsletter for you! BIG thanks to Nicole for
sending these questions. I am *still* working on the next story
and so didn't have much time for this one. On top of that, we
have CABB coming up to celebrate Charles Rocket's birthday. So
without these from Nicole, I'm not sure what this newsletter woulda
been! Thanks, Nicole!
Dear Annie Dru
Dear Annie Dru,
My Magic 8 Ball told me that
Andrew was coming over tonight at 5
o'clock, but he never showed up! Was the 8 Ball wrong or was it
lying to me or was it just simply a bit confused? I am so
heartbroken right now. What actions should I take?
Bummed & Blue
his orders from God, not from a chunk of plastic with
suspicious looking blue liquid inside it. Seriously, what is
digress... Your 8 Ball was neither lying nor
confused. It is an inanimate object which lacks the capacity for
confusion and the intellect necessary for lying. Why didn't you
check with Andrew about your plans? I'm sure if he made plans
with you directly, and not through your toy, he would have come or at
least sent an excuse if his work prevented him from being with you.
should you take? Well, first, don't take your 8 Ball
so seriously. Maybe spend your time accustoming yourself to an
actual 8 Ball, and all the other solids and stripes, and learn to play
pool. I understand Andrew's quite good at it and wouldn't mind
having someone new to play with. I hope you'll take this cue (ha
ha) from me.
Dear Annie Dru,
This really scary movie came on
TV tonight and I made the mistake of
watching it... the whole thing (with popcorn, of course). But now
I can't sleep at all. Is there anyway I can get Andrew to come
over here and just stay and keep me awake and talk with me?
I know his lovely green eyes and most wonderful voice would keep any
and all nightmares faraway from my mind. How do I make this
happen? And please respond quickly because I'm afraid to get off
Thanks in advance,
Oops, Bad Idea
First, I'm glad
you realize your mistake.
Second, I'm left
to wonder how Andrew feels about being the knight in
the shining armor for all of you as the result of:
storms, snakes in the lawn, Victoria's Secret commercials, spam,
R-rated movies starring John Dye, match-making grandmothers, zealous
sales associates, and the Father only knows what
else. Also, I wonder
what Andrew would look like in shining armor... but then it would cover
his face. And his hair. And he wouldn't be fun to
hug. He wouldn't feel it. Oh... Poor metallic Andrew.
Andrew is our
knight in cuddly flannel. And denim. Much
better. Moving on...
obviously Andrew doesn't mind because he keeps coming back.
So just give him a call with your plea and I'm sure he'll stop over as
soon as he can. But be prepared to explain your behavior.
If he thinks Halloween gives death a bad reputation, he may not be too
keen on scary movies. But I'm sure he'll accept a hug and some of
that popcorn as apology.
Ask a Stupid
Question, Get a Stupid
Someone told me that Andrew had a constellation named after
him. Is this true? Cause my constellation app on my phone
can't seem to find it and I really wanna see it. Any help?
Yes, he does. It's called Loveliusangelusandrewcus.
But it won't show up on your app because your phone secretly hates
Andrew. You must destroy it.
Hi, is this Anthony's website? I'm trying to find
Anthony... this long haired hippie guy looks nothing like
Anthony. Do you know where I can find Anthony?
My long hair hippie guy can beat up your Anthony.
Ha! Okay, no. No, no he can't. Because he's lovely
and sweet and an angel. And I don't know where he is...
::sobs:: Do you know where I can find Andrew? OMG.
Maybe he and Anthony are on the Starship Enterprise with Elvis!
Let's go find them!
Who has bigger feet? Andrew or Adam?
Don't know. The dog ate their shoes so now I can't
tell. But apparently their shoes are yummy if you're a dog.
OMG, I could just swear that I saw Adam whizzing by in
a leather jacket on a Harley Davidson!!!! Was that him???
Soooo cool! :D
No, that's his twin: Aden. Adam is God's
angel. Aden is a Hell's Angel. You should be at their place
on Thanksgiving. Awkward...
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