So I'm not huge into making
resolutions
but I think this momentous year calls for some. Below I've
compiled a list of resolutions related to JABB. I'm hoping that
if I publicly tell ya'll, I'll be more apt to keep them! If you'd
like some of your own added (Andrew, TBAA, JABB, and related ones only,
please!) then just drop me an email and I'll be happy to add it/them
here. Maybe we can be accountable together!
1. I resolve to keep up
with the Encyclopedia
better. I use it so, so often that I can't abandon it. But
suddenly finding myself 10 newsletters behind? Not so much
fun. So from now on when one newsletter gets sent, one older one
gets added to the Encyclopedia. Don't wanna lose any of those
vital apocryphal Andrew tidbits of info!
2. I resolve to enjoy watching TBAA on Hallmark. I won't
dwell only on what scenes they chose to cut. I will regularly
send them thank you notes for airing the show. Said notes shall
not include phrases like "what the bleep is wrong with your
programmers?!?" or "You traitors to artistic integrity!!!"
Ahem. I'll keep it nice... like a Hallmark card.
3. No buying clothes for
Andrew. Seriously. Or if I
feel I must buy some flannel shirts, they shall immediately be turned
over to a homeless shelter... not neatly stacked and folded and set in
my bedroom where I will stare at them wistfully.
4. So writing Andrew into dramatic situations is good. He's
an angel of death. His life on earth IS a dramatic situation unto
itself. But I should not cause undue angst or concern with my
writing. Therefore, Andrew's activities in 2010 will be
restricted to: watching TV (oh geez... but what if he sees a crime show
and has a flashback?), playing with the AOD Band (but what if seeing
Henry and Adam makes him miss the AOD gig... especially when it's right
in the band's name???), and hanging out with friends (many of which
will age and die...)
Okay, scratch that one. Let's try this again...
4. I will write Andrew
into dramatic situations. I realize
that being an AOD isn't easy and angst happens. I'll just make
sure I always write him in a friend or two or several. And God,
too. Because God loves him.
5. This will be the year I find, create, or commandeer a word to
describe the relationship between Andrew and any Dyeland character who
is in love with him while fully realizing he is NOT in love with them
(or anyone). I will find it!!! It's gotta be something that
doesn't give the wrong impression yet suggests some sort of
permanency (better to shut down unwanted set-up offers made to the
ladies) and sounds better than "asexual lifemate."
Hmmm... Well, I have over 350 days to figure it out.
6. I won't keep
forgetting
to refill the Kleenex box in the
computer room since my
subconscious seems to get amusement out of
randomly foisting scenes like the following upon me:
- Andrew
getting beat up by some idiot punks
whilst homeless.
- Vincent's
mother laboring with him whilst thinking of her
cruelly killed, totally awesome husband.
- LJA
discovering that her aunt had her own
one-sided love
affair with an AOD whose name she would eventually forget due to the
ravages of Alzheimer's disease, thus opening up the possibility that
fifty or so years down the road the scene's just going to repeat itself.
- People
dying in Andrew's arms. Sorry,
Dawn.
Sorry, Maggie.
- Andrew of
2015 or so... I am very, very, very sorry.
7. I'm gonna seriously try
bringing the old JABB contests and prizes back. Cause I miss
those.
8. I resolve to keep
playing Jeopardy on the YG cause it's way
fun and can be surprisingly chat-inspiring! Thanks YG members for
an awesome end to 2009! Here's hoping 2010 is even better! ~Jenni
"The
One that Got Away" Crossword Puzzle
Okay, so on January 6th,
1996 something wonderful happened. "The One that Got Away" aired
and the world was introduced to the loveliness that is Andrew! To
celebrate, I created a TOTGA-themed crossword puzzle. And, yes,
it is *actually* a crossword puzzle this time. Look back on JABB 209.
Does that "crossword puzzle" not look suspiciously like a word
search? Apparently I was too distracted by the loveliness of
Andrew to notice. This time... maybe I can make it happen.
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Across:
1. Andrew is this to Tess
2. "Some say love,
it is a ________"
3. Possibly thrown
at the wedding
4. Susan is this
5. Annoying classmate
everyone tries to avoid
6. Main male assignment
7. Attribute of Andrew's shoes
Down:
1. Pierced
2. Metal worn by Andrew
4. Setting of
episode
5. Article of
clothing worn by Andrew
6. What Tess calls
Andrew, strangely
7. Another singer famous
for singing "The Rose"
8. Doug's
relationship to Lisa
9. "It's the _______
afraid of breaking"
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