Hello everyone,
I thought about doing a movie review also but I decided a sort of feel
good, humor column might be
more fun. And since this is JABB, I'm going with the top ten
format. 0:-) So here are some things I've learned while
watching movies with all of you:
10. Getting eye make up out of your shirt after your viewing
partner has wept into your shoulder is difficult. But I'd still
rather be cried on than watch the movie alone.
9. Throwing
things at the movie screen is okay in Dyeland as long as the object
thrown is something soft that won't break the screen. It's also
okay
to
shout at movie characters if you feel they're giving death a bad
reputation.
8. Going to the movie theater is fun but maybe not as much fun as
spending a summer evening watching an old favorite from a projector in
the Fields of Gold while our pets play together and we enjoy Willy's
treats and not some high fructose concoction sold at ridiculous prices.
7. If a historically based movie brings on an unwanted flashback
to a past assignment, someone will squeeze my hand or pat my
shoulder. Thanks.
6. Speaking of historical movies, after viewing one I will be
required to show visual evidence of myself in the depicted fashions or
Eli will be contacted and find the most embarrassing piece of evidence
possible. Tess and Adam just might help.
5. Road trip movies make me want to hop into the Jolly Green and
go for a long, long ride. Maybe go see the world's Largest Ball
of Twine and the National Lighter Museum. Who's with me???
4. Escapist summer movies can be fun but after spending some time
in Dyeland, you know, I just don't feel like escaping. Besides,
watching Lulu gleefully tear up a toy or the turkeys chase Adam is more
fun than watching
Transformers blow things up or a high speed car chase.
3. Despite the fact that I am very, very, very old and have seen
many, many, many things someone will still try to protect me during
risque or violent movie scenes. And it's actually kind of sweet
even if a little misguided. 0:-)
2. I am
more
awesome than Edward Cullen? I don't think I wrote that.
Yes, you did.
Pretty sure I didn't.
Well, it's true!
Far be it from me to second guess
a lady. I am more awesome than Edward Cullen.
1. Movie ticket
price: $16 for two. Popcorn: $5.
Watching your fellow viewer explain to the kind old lady sitting next
to you that you are not her boyfriend but instead married to your job
as a "transitional life coach" all before the film begins: Priceless.
Thanks for all the fun!
JABB
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