I know we usually wait
longer before sending another JABB but I'm told this can't wait.
Message from Andrew
a great deal of
consideration I've decided it's time I resign as the focus of this
newsletter and give up my place in Dyeland. It's stressing
me out and has anyone else noticed my life got a lot more dramatic
after Dyeland??? I'm grateful to everyone for not writing me into
some sudsy romance or actually wishing one upon me but... wow.
This is just too much. I've tallied up some of the things that
have happened to me in recent years:
bullied by sworn enemy/former friend.
Got hit by a member of
a hate group.
Witnessed the fallout
of a vampire turning gone terribly wrong.
unconscious by camera equipment and left to believe that my friends
were all actors.
Was sent to Iraq...
Was lead to believe a
friend of 9 years had decided she regretted our friendship.
Witnessed a beloved
assignment be murdered by her boyfriend and then spent a week freaking
out about my friends being in the same town.
Was imprisoned for a
murder I did not commit.
Had what looked
suspiciously like a nervous breakdown and alienated my friends.
Got told to "stay the
hell away" by a friend.
Had to watch "Heart
of the Beholder." Seriously, did it not occur to anyone how
freaky that was going to be for me!?!? I totally look like that
Had to grow a
beard. It was itchy.
need a vacation. A very
looooong vacation. Sorry. But I don't want to inconvenience
the writers too much so I'm offering these alternative ideas for JABB:
you don't want to keep John
in there then might I suggest the Jason Alexander Bucket Brigade?
Who wouldn't want to belong to a George Constanza, jerk from "Pretty
Woman" fan club???
maybe you do want to keep
John in there so you could be the John/Adam Bucket Brigade. You
know, Adam from "The Perfect Weapon." You could write tons about
him. And, hey, he's already got shot so he's used to the
drama. But that reminds me...
up for the John Adams
Bucket Brigade? Even dead presidents need your support!
sure you can think of
something. You're creative people! As for Dyeland, I'm sure
Adam can handle everything. I left my house keys in the
I need to catch a
flight to Paris. Au revoir!
very harried friend,
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