While other countries may hire
their best designers to put together the team's Opening Ceremonies
ensemble, Team Dyeland would go a different route: jeans and
flannel. Sure, a white suit would be equally appropriate and a
lil more formal but... Andrew in a flannel shirt!!! Course, if
it's the Winter Olympics then jeans and cuddly beige sweaters would be
9. In lieu of a national anthem, which Dyeland does
Newton Faulkner's "Dream Catch Me" is played after each win.
8. Mick does his team proud
when he comes in second place in the
100 meter dash. He stands proudly on the podium as the silver medal is placed over his neck
and... uh oh. Ouch.
7. NBC News receives an abundance of letters filled with choice
words and post marked Dyeland when, during their Opening Ceremonies
commentary, one of their reporters asks "Who's that hippie
lumberjack carrying the flag for Team Dyeland?"
6. Adam demands
to inspect all the eateries at Olympic Village to ensure they're not
5. There's a bit of a problem when thousands of
viewers find themselves thinking "That bobsledder looks an awful lot
like the glowing dude I saw wandering around the hospital..."
4. Andrew enthralls the
judges with his ice skating routine and
wins the gold. Unfortunately, the women of Dyeland are
cancel their participation in all events after this as they all fainted
rink-side and ended up with
3. Being around gymnasts again, Andrew decides to resurrect his
"A Delicate Balance" hairstyle. It's a sad, sad day for the
2. Let's all take a moment
to consider how much of a stir Andrew's undone shirt buttons can
cause. Now let's consider this: swim suit. Frankly, I don't
even know what that'd bring about...
1. Andrew fans all agree that the gold medal he won is lovely but
not as lovely as his golden hair. Awww!
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