Congrats, you found the JABB 211 easter egg!  As reward for your efforts you get to read not only about various historical events tied to January 31st but you also get this amazing chance to look into JABB's crystal ball and see for yourself what events will transpire on future Dye Days!

January 31st, 2008- The JABBers are no longer able to cope with not knowing what John is up to.  They all board flights to San Francisco.  Unfortunately, in their rush, they fail to clearly read their boarding passes and end up meeting up in San Francisco, Argentina.

January 31st, 2010- The real life Manion makes some creepy attempt to pick up 20 year old girl.  He is laughed at.  A lot.  And goes home alone.

January 31st, 2023- John turns 50!  The JABBers decide to have a virtual Over-the-Hill party.  Andrew visits the site and sees all goofy gravestone-themed decor and is offended.  JABB is forced to change its name to JBB when it loses his support.  Soon after the group closes down since it is no longer pronounceable.

January 31st, 2030- "Ten and Thrice Times Upon a Christmas" is released directly to video.  Even devoted JD fans are forced to admit the series needs to end when the plotline involves Rudolpha trying to foil Bill's efforts to join the AARP (American Association of Retired People).

January 31st, 2042- Aliens receive a transmission that includes footage from "Pandora's Box" and are impressed by the awesome power of Andrew with a baseball bat.  They sign up for JABB in droves.  The newsletter begins to be published in both English and Martian.

January 31st, 2083- Amazingly, Jenni is still writing JABB at age 100.  Unfortunately, after decades of Dye Day issues, the good ideas have all been used.  The Dye Day issue of 2083 features only a single top ten which is "Top Ten Good Wrapping Paper Colors for John's Birthday Gifts."  List items include the usual suspects: red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, blue, and violet but also ochre, chartreuse, and fuchsia.  Cerulean does not make the cut.


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