This week’s issue was a lot of
fun to write. We had a great time writing it together and
imagining… what would it be like to watch “The Journalist” *with*
Andrew? We figured it’d be partly philosophical, partly
hilarious, and a whole lotta awkwardness! ;-) We actually
wrote this some time ago but decided that December 1st, 2006, the 10th
year anniversary of the original airing of "The Journalist," would be a
great time to share it all with you. We hope you have as much fun
reading this as we did writing it! You'll notice times in
parentheses. Those times roughly match up with the DVD
scenes. So, for example, (2:00) means the scene being discussed
happens about 2 minutes into the DVD version of "The Journalist."
Until next time!
Jenni
Jess
Liz
And now…
Watching
“The Journalist” with Andrew
Jess O'Neill, Lady Beth, and Lady JenniAnn sit on the couch in the
Willowveil TV room. Jess is holding a bowl of popcorn and Lady
Beth is munching on her chocolate chip cookies and sipping iced tea, a
bottle of water also sits on the floor beside her. Lady JenniAnn
ceremoniously sits a box of Kleenex on the coffee table in front of
them.
LJA: ::blushing::
Just in case we need em, ya know...
The other two nod solemnly. Lady JenniAnn sits down and grabs her
chocolate rice cakes and blueberries. She takes a deep breath
then hits play. The three women watch, entranced, as "The
Journalist" begins to play...
Lady Beth: ::whispering to Lady
JenniAnn and motioning to her rice cakes and berries:: How can
you eat just that?
LJA: ::shrugs and answers as if
her response makes total sense:: Andrew makes me want to eat
healthy. Manion's the one that makes me want to eat junk.
Lady Beth: ::shakes her head
and refocuses on the TV::
All three are so involved in it from
the start they don't hear the
approaching footsteps in the hall.
Andrew: ::from the
hall:: Lady JenniAnn, are you
here? I wanted to let you know I was back in case you wanted to
discuss plans for Supervisor Appreciation Day. ::walking into the
room, noticing the TV:: Hey! That's me! Well, John
playing me.
The three women jump to their feet,
startled, and Lady JenniAnn
scrambles for the pause button.
Andrew: No reason to
stop. I'd actually like to watch with
you ladies if I could. It's been a while since I got a chance to
watch the show. ::looks expectantly at them::
LJA: Well, uhh...
::shuffles around nervously:: Thing is... us watching "The
Journalist" can get quite messy. ::starts twisting her ring
around her finger::
Andrew looks at the other two with a raised eye brow.
Jess: ::smirking:: She’s not
kidding but if you don’t mind
excessive Kleenex use and even the occasional throwing of food at the
TV screen…
Andrew: You’re serious??
Food-throwing?
Lady Beth:
::nonchalantly:: Generally not. Just sometimes.
Andrew: ::laughs:: I
think I can manage. If it’s all
right… ::looks at Lady JenniAnn::
LJA: ::smiles:: Of course
it is. Hey, if you're gonna stay you may as well join us in
snacking. Rice cakes? Blueberries? ::holds her snacks
out to him::
Andrew: ::eyes her
offerings
warily:: I don't know...
LJA: ::laughs:: Yeah,
everyone says the rice cakes are like styrofoam. Feel free to
search the kitchen and grab whatever ya like. There's definitely
ginger ale in the fridge.
Andrew:
::brightens::
Thanks, I'll do that! ::leaves the
room::
Lady Beth: ::chuckles
knowing full well that the three women have
ginger ale stocked in each of their fridges just for him. She
also keeps extra cause there are times she likes a ginger ale as well.::
LJA: ::surveys the room::
How are we going to sit? I really don't think all four of us can
squeeze onto the couch. And I know we all wanna sit by Andrew but
he only has two sides... ::pauses and sighs:: Someone
*could* sit on Andrew's lap...
Lady Beth: ::rolls her eyes,
knowing full well what Lady JenniAnn 's
intentions are. It's quite obvious that Lady JenniAnn would like
to sit on Andrew's lap but knows that it isn't going to happen.
She mutters:: Oh brother...
All three chuckle and then Lady
JenniAnn promptly stops.
LJA: ::face is bright
red:: I sooo did not mean to say that out loud.
::frantic:: Oh my gosh! Did he hear? Oh my
gosh! ::turns towards the entryway::
Lady Beth: He's still out of
earshot and in the kitchen so he hasn't
heard a word. Mind you, one of these days he's going to hear you
and it'll be quite embarrassing.
LJA: ::sighs with
relief:: Well, at least today is not *that* day. I'll
forfeit the couch if ya both promise to never, ever, never tell him I
said that. NEVER. ::giggles nervously and then moves to the
nearby rocking chair::
Lady Beth: ::teasingly::
Now would I ever do anything like that?
LJA: ::just looks at her not
sure how to take that statement:: You're just kidding, right?
Before Lady Beth can answer, Andrew
re-enters the room carrying a bag
of chips and a bottle of ginger ale.
Andrew: Thanks, for this
Lady JenniAnn. ::holds up the bag
of chips and then notices she's changed location:: I really
didn't intend to take your place. You can sit on the couch.
LJA: ::shakes her head
erratically:: Nope, you stay on the couch. I'll stay
here. It's for the best. ::blushes in recollection of her
slip up earlier:: Believe me.
Andrew: Well, thanks. ::sits
down:: So what have you three
been talking about other than the episode you're watching?
Jess: Oh girl stuff.
Lady Beth: Nothing you'd be
interested in.
LJA: ::nodding
profusely:: Yes, not the least bit interesting to
you! At all!
Andrew: ::looks at them
suspiciously and then looks at Lady JenniAnn
:: What's going on? ::cocks an eyebrow:: They're up
to no good, aren't they?
Lady Beth: What?
Moi? I'm never up to no good. I'm
sweet, innocent, quite angelic actually.
All four of them to start laughing
like crazy.
Andrew: ::looking at Lady Beth and
using a brotherly tone of
voice:: Shall I remind you of a certain recent incident that
showed how you could have gotten yourself into some trouble, young lady?
Lady Beth: It was for a good
reason, though. I mean I was only
doing what I thought was right.
Jess:: True, she was only doing
her job. You can't fault her for
that. She was being good.
LJA: But we're not really
talking about work are we? ::nervous,
afraid her slip will get back to Andrew if this continues:: Can
we start the show? Please?
Andrew: Just from being around the
three of you like I have, I highly
doubt that it involved work or anything related to work. I'm
going to have to keep my eye on all of you.
Lady Beth smirks but doesn't
say a word.
Andrew: ::notices this and can
tell that her mind has gone in another
direction. He smiles and his green eyes sparkle with
amusement:: Get your mind out of the gutter.
Lady Beth: Like yours never
goes there!
Andrew: ::shakes his head:: Nope,
never.
Lady Beth: Oh that's right,
angels never think like that. How
could I possibly forget something like that? ::rolls her eyes but is
still smiling. She enjoys bantering like this with someone and
rarely had the chance to do so before arriving in Dyeland. She
then rushes off to make more popcorn and soon returns with a large bowl
of it, buttered but unsalted. She plants herself in her spot
again.:: Okay I'm ready now.
Lady JenniAnn restarts the DVD and
they all watch, entranced.
(2:00) The group watches as Sam
confronts Andrew and Monica. Some
giggling ensues when Andrew dares to suggest Sam is out of his
jurisdiction.

Jess: ::mystified::
What's up with Andrew's hair
there? It's kind of weird...
LJA: ::chuckling::
Haha! Sam is totally sassing ya out
there, Andrew!
Jess: Whoa... careful Andrew!
Andrew: ::grins:: You know
me, always the troublemaker!
Lady Beth: See, I'm not the
only one who likes to cause trouble.
Now I have something to use should I ever have to...
Andrew: ::pretending to be the
injured party:: Yes I admit, I can cause
trouble when I want to but it's nothing compared to what you can do!
Lady Beth: Puhlease, don't act
so innocent around us. We know
what you're like!
Jess: ::in a feigned disagreeable
voice:: You can't fool us there,
buddy.
LJA: ::with complete
sincerity:: Andrew is utterly and completely
innocent. He's very nearly perfect.
Andrew: ::blushes then refocuses
on the TV::
LJA: ::continuing:: And I would
never cause any trouble, either.
Lady Beth: ::gets up and moves
towards Lady JenniAnn 's chair, checks
her forehead, and then checks for a pulse.:: Yep, she's alive and
breathing which means she can cause trouble as well.
Jess starts rolling with laughter
and agrees. Andrew just smirks
knowing full well that Lady JenniAnn can't deny anything cause she
would be reminded of past events by the others.
Andrew: ::turning to face Lady
JenniAnn :: I do believe that they've
caught onto your act.
LJA: ::flustered, afraid they
will rat her out:: But... but...oh
crikey!
The intro scene ends and the theme
song begins playing. Jess
begins to sing.
Jess: ::really in the
moment:: When you walk down the
roooooadddd.... Heavy burden, heavy looooadddd...
The other three eye her
curiously. Andrew tries to mask a chuckle.
Jess: ::after the song
ends:: What??
LJA: ::giggling::
Nothing, nothing at all...
Wonderful performance. Okay, now it's back... ::stares at
the TV while popping blueberries into her mouth::
Lady Beth: Jess, keep your day
job.
Jess: ::throws popcorn at her.::
(4:20) Rocky has just introduced
herself to Andrew in the episode.
LJA: ::sighs dreamily::
Rocky's got no idea how lucky she is to
meet you...
(5:30)
As the episode progresses,
Rocky and her new cameraman proceed
to the Wittenbergs’ home. As the
two stand on the family's
doorstep, it becomes clear JenniAnn's quite taken with something.
Andrew stares at her with a raised eye brow.
LJA: Gah! Just look at
John there! He looks gorgeous set
against those golden fall leaves behind him. They set off his
hair and his eyes and... ::blushes and focuses on her bowl of
blueberries::
Jess: ::equally
enamored:: Look how Andrew's hair shines in
the sunlight... wow!
Andrew: ::unsure how to take
this praise and whether it's
directed at him or John:: Thanks? I think...
Lady Beth just sits there not saying
a word as this is going on but
does give a quiet chuckle. The other three look at her wondering
what was going on in her head for her to do that. She doesn't
give them an explanation but just takes another cookie after taking a
large gulp of water.
(9:20) Andrew and Rocky proceed with
their interview. JenniAnn
begins to giggle as the activity at the Wittenbergs’ increases.
The children on the TV dash around the living room with Andrew
valiantly trying to capture their playfulness.
LJA: Ooh! Look at that
quick camera work. Good job
following the kids about, Andrew! Errr... John.
Or... John as Andrew? This is kinda weird...
(10:40) Now comes the first big
moment. Rocky has launched into
her news segment as Andrew and Monica watch from nearby. JenniAnn
begins to fidget in her chair uncomfortably.
LJA: ::looks at the real
Andrew, pained:: Augh... It kills
me to see you smile so proudly about your footage and then... then look
so stricken when... when you realize what Rocky did... Please,
please tell me John over-acted it! That you weren't *really* so
disturbed!
Andrew:
::stares at the TV for a
moment, lost in memory, and then at
JenniAnn. He shakes his head:: No... I can't say I
felt John ever over-acted in his portrayal of me. That was a
difficult moment. I'm just glad Monica was there.
Jess: ::noting TV Andrew's look of
astonishment and concern:: I
agree with that look... ::shakes her head gravely::
Lady Beth: Same here. Why
Rocky did that, I don't know. I
almost feel like I could have throttled her for what she did.
Andrew: Trust me, it wasn't easy
to not do anything at the time.
(12:30) Andrew explains to Monica
about what he saw at the Wittenbergs'
and how Rocky took great liberty with the footage.
LJA: ::shakes her head
furiously:: Why isn't Monica believing
you?! I would! I always would... I... ::starts
rocking in her chair frantically::
Andrew: ::not sure how to
calm her. He's half afraid she'll
go track down Monica at that very moment and chew her out:: I'm
sure she just didn't want to believe Rocky was capable of deceit.
After all, she had been very nice to Monica. But I do appreciate
your loyalty. I'm glad you trust me like that.
LJA: ::momentarily
appeased:: I do, very much. I think we
all do, right?
Jess: ::nods eagerly and then
directs her attention back to the
screen:: Monica! Stick on Andrew's side! Come on!
Andrew: Really, this was hard for
Monica, too.
LJA: ::sighs:: Such
loyalty... On *your* part, Andrew.
Andrew: ::shakes his head
realizing they're not going to get over this
Monica thing any time soon::
Lady Beth: She probably reacted
like that cause she... ::cuts
herself off::
Jess: What were you going to say?
Lady Beth: Maybe Monica reacted
like that cause she's not used to
seeing Andrew in that way, kind of vulnerable. It's a side she's
not used to and doesn't know how to react to it and that scares her to
some degree. It's just a thought. ::hangs her head cause
she isn't sure how the others would react to how she saw things.::
LJA: Makes sense to me. I
feel like that about Adam
sometimes. But when Andrew's like that I just wanna...
::catches herself, remembering he's actually there, then speaks in a
cheesy voice:: throw him a party!
(14:10) Monica and Andrew are
talking amongst themselves. Again,
JenniAnn starts to get very agitated.
LJA: ::quoting::
"Predicting the weather is not as easy as it
looks?!" What the heck does that have to do with this,
Monica?! Andrew's your friend! Believe him!
Andrew: ::looking at Lady Beth and
Jess:: Is she always like this
about this episode?
Jess: ::distracted::
Uh huh, every time. ::growing
agitated herself:: I still can't believe Monica took Rocky's
side
instead of Andrew's! Hello?!?!? How long has Monica known
him?
Andrew: ::matter-of-factly::
Only about one year.
Jess: ::rolls eyes at
Andrew:: Well that's still longer than
Rocky, so there! ::smirks::
Lady Beth: Yes, JenniAnn's like
this every time she's seen the
episode. That's just from what I've noticed. You're right
though, Monica has known Andrew longer than she's known Rocky so I
can't explain why Monica is taking sides with Rocky.
LJA: ::oblivious that she's
been spoken of and is staring at TV
Andrew:: Poor love...
Andrew: ::shakes his head, feeling
a bit awkward::
(14:40) Andrew, knowing he
must do something, has returned to the
Wittenbergs. Again, Lady JenniAnn sighs.
LJA: Oooh... Andrew
against the leaves again! Ooh and
now John's running... Look at him go!
Andrew: ::with a grin and a
smart-alecky tone:: See John
run. Run John, run.
LJA: ::playfully:: See
Andrew mock. Mock Andrew, mock.
(15:50) Andrew confronts Rocky
and defends his decision to visit
the Wittenbergs.
LJA: Yay! Defending
yourself to Rocky! And in
flannel! Go Andrew!
Andrew: ::laughs:: I find
the flannel helps.
(17:00) The confrontation continues
with Andrew growing more agitated.
LJA: ::seemingly
forgetting the real Andrew is in the
room:: Aww! Running his hand through his
hair! I just wanna hug him and never, ever let
go... ::suddenly remembers he's only a few feet away and
blushes:: Err... I mean... Did I mention how much I
like that shirt?
Jess: ::laughs::
Lady Beth: I'm not saying a
word cause I don't want to be incriminated.
Andrew: ::looks at her with a
twinkle in his eye:: And why is that?
Lady Beth:: Cause you don't
want to know what I think of that shirt and
other things. ::shuts up::
(21:10) Rocky explains to her
viewing audience about her second meeting
with Annie whose head was bandaged. Andrew looks on, deeply
trouble. Eventually he and Rocky speak.
LJA: ::quoting in a mocking
tone:: "Too nice a guy!" Don't
you ever, ever try to change that, Rocky! It's not, NOT a
problem! Andrew's great just as he is! "Too nice!" Ha!

(22:00)
Now comes the fateful scene
where everyone gathers in the
newsroom to watch the children be removed from the Wittenbergs.
The four in the Willowveil TV room watch intently as the TV Andrew
grows more and more troubled. Eventually he flees the room.
Jess: Oh no!
LJA: ::eyes brimming and
very upset:: Oh... oh...
::gets up and begins to walk away from her chair::
Andrew: ::looks away from his TV
doppleganger. Confused, he
whispers to the ladies on either side of him:: Is *she* going to
flee the room now??
Lady JenniAnn does not flee the room
but instead moves behind the couch
and stands behind Andrew. She places a hand gently on his
shoulder.
LJA:
::sympathetically:: I'm sorry you experienced that.
Andrew: ::turns and smiles
sadly at her and squeezes her
hand:: Thanks, JenniAnn.
LJA: ::returns the smile
and then seems confused about where to
go:: I, uh, think I'll stay here. I... I don't wanna sit by
myself for the rest.
Andrew: ::begins to get
up:: I can stand. You sit
down.
LJA: ::shakes her head and
stops him:: No... Please
don't. I feel jittery, anyhow. I should stand.
Andrew: If you're
sure... ::settles back into the couch
much to Jess and Lady Beth's delight::
Jess: ::muttering:: I'm
certainly glad Monica didn't go after
Andrew. She didn't even believe him. She would have made it worse!
(24:00) Monica and Sam discuss
what's just happened and Andrew fleeing
the newsroom.
Jess: ::mockingly:: "I just
don't think he sees the whole
picture." Monica, are you blind?! Whoa...
LJA: Naw, she goes blind later
in the season.
Lady Beth and Jess just roll their
eyes at her comment.
(24:40) The episode continues.
Andrew again returns to the
Wittenbergs’. This time they let him inside.
LJA: ::practically
cooing:: "Could you open up your hearts just
long enough for me to apologize!" Oh! I'll open up my heart!
Andrew: ::awkward silence::
(32:00) It's finally
come... the
prayer on the stairs.
LJA: ::openly crying, she steps
around and plucks Kleenex out of the
box and plops unceremoniously on the floor with them:: Oh boy...
Oh Andrew...
Jess: ::puts her hand over her
mouth and watches silently::
Lady Beth: ::in a quiet voice::
Well, this does prove a point I've been
trying to make for years.
Andrew: May I ask what that is?
::signals Lady JenniAnn to stop
the show for a few minutes. She does.::
Lady Beth: In my opinion, this
whole thing that it's unmanly to cry is
a crock. Men are human so they have emotions just like
women. That includes being sad, frustrated and, at times, even
feeling the need to cry. I believe that a man - whether he's
human or an angel - is more of a man if he's able to show all of his
emotions and not hide anything that he's feeling.
Jess: How come you've never
mentioned this before?
Lady Beth: It's never come up
so I've never said anything before.
I was also unsure as to how everyone would react to how I felt about
this.
Jess: I'm glad you've said
something now cause I have to agree with
you. It's about time that men do prove that they are capable of
showing emotions instead of having them all bottled up inside.
LJA: You can add my vote to
that as well.
Andrew: ::runs his hand
through his hair, unsure how to react to
this at first but realizes that they're just expressing something that
needed to be expressed::
Lady JenniAnn starts the show
back up.
(35:00) Andrew moves to the garage
where he speaks to the
Wittenbergs. Horace asks Andrew how he knows the truth.
Jess: ::coughs and blurts
out:: Angel!
LJA: :smiling goofily through
her tears, she turns around to face
Andrew who she is seated in front of:: The glow! ::quoting
again, this time Zelda:: "You're an angel, aren't you?"
Yes! One of the very, very best!
(42:50) Monica does her revelation
scene and Rocky learns that she,
Sam, and Andrew are all angels.
LJA: Oof! I'd feel pretty
bad if I found out you were an angel
after all you went through!
(43:15) Now the episode moves to the
final scene in the
Wittenbergs’. Andrew films Rocky as Monica looks on.
LJA: ::gleefully:: Leather
jacket!!
Lady Beth: Hubba hubba hubba.
The other three just start laughing.
Andrew: I take it you like me in a
leather jacket?
Lady Beth: ::sarcastic:: No, I
just said that for the sake of saying
it. Yes, I like you in a leather jacket. There are some men
who look good in a jacket like that and some who don't do it justice at
all.
LJA: ::sighs:: You do it
justice, obviously, Andrew.

(45:00)
The episode draws to a close
with the three angels staring up
at the magnificent lunar eclipse.
LJA: Well... that is an
awesome episode! John was so
wonderful in it! So... that was pretty accurate? I mean...
emotionally and all? ::looks at Andrew with concern::
Jess: ::dreamily:: My
favorite part was the leather jacket...
Andrew: ::laughs:: Yes, Lady
JenniAnn it was very accurate.
And, Jess, I really did wear a leather jacket. ::winks::
The
same three women are gathered in the TV room. Lady JenniAnn
stands near the TV, pushing the DVD into the player.
LJA: Okay... and
now... "The Violin Lesson"!
::shouts:: Andrew, ya ready?
Andrew: ::runs in with some
drinks:: Yes, go ahead and
start. Lady Beth, here's your iced tea. Jess, your Fresca
with cherry. JenniAnn, your coffee. And my ginger
ale! ::once finished he moves to his seat::
Lady Beth: Thanks,
Andrew. This was a really good
idea. Much better than that little couch.
Jess: ::nods and then
chuckles:: Theatre seating in a TV
room. Excellent idea.
Lady Beth: Oh yeah, nice comfy
theatre seats with cup holders for
multiple drinks and someplace to put my cookies and popcorn.
Jess: Man, I don't know how you do
it but I'd be visiting the washroom
with all that you drink.
Lady Beth: Well I'm just used
to drinking water and the iced tea is an
added bonus. Now let's get on with the show. I need my fix.
The others look at her but won't ask
what she means by her fix.
LJA: ::whispers to Lady Beth
and Jess:: Frankly, I don't care what we
have to drink or where we have to sit. Just as long as we have
him...
All three stare dreamily at an
oblivious Andrew and then focus on the
episode.
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