Q: Is Andrew married?*
A: I’m just going to guess that you’re experiencing a little character/actor confusion and mean to ask if John Dye is married. If that’s your question then my answer is: No, to the best of my knowledge he is not married. If he is, it’s not been publicized.
But heck, may be I’m being presumptuous. May be you *did* mean Andrew. In which case… yes, Andrew is married. In fact, he has been several times. He’s what you’d call a serial monogamist. Or the term I prefer: a cad. And he better hurry up and get me that child support check. Moonbeam, Crystal, Cerulean, and Bob gotta eat!
Q: Is that John's real hair color?~
A: You mean that fiery red? Sure looks natural to me! What?! He’s blonde?! Is my TV’s color really *that* off?? I suppose next you’re going to tell me that Roma Downey really *isn’t* green!?
Q: Is John working on any good movies?~
A: Nope. John’s committed to make five really horrible movies with in the next ten years. I think one’s about a guy who turns into an armadillo and has to win the Boston Marathon else his fiancee is going to marry his boss. Who is played by Carrot Top, by the way. But that’s the only one I know about.
Q: Did you know
nothing on
your site is true?*A: You mean Dyeland isn’t real?! John Dye didn’t really rescue me when I was kidnapped by Kiwi?!? I really don’t live two doors down from Andrew?? Adam isn’t *really* my surrogate father figure?! Andrew didn’t appear to John Dye and ask him to play him on TBAA??? I totally didn’t realize that my friends and I were making stories up for the amusement of ourselves and others! Here I thought we were reporting the news! Thank you SOO much for clearing that up for me!
Q: What happened to those darn periods anyway!?!?!~
A: Well, you see, there comes a very important time in a girl’s life when she…
OH! You meant the periods that used to be in JABB like J.A.B.B. Sheesh… cause I totally didn’t wanna do that birds and the bees talk. It’s SOOO not in my contract. But, anyway, Chiwawa ate the periods in J.A.B.B. So now it’s just JABB.
Q: Is marijuana legal in Dyeland?
A: Oh honey… If you think you’re in Dyeland ya need to put down the weed and go take a nap or see a counselor or do whatever it is ya need to do. And remember these three words: Just say no. And also: God loves you.
Q: Do you know where I can find small buckets in neutral colors?*
A: Sure! I can paint a drool bucket for you in any color you like! What? You mean you want to use them for something non-John Dye related? Interesting… And here I thought the sole purpose of buckets was to drool into them. Or at least keep one’s A/J related charm bracelets in them.
(So I guess that’s not really a stupid question. It was sent to me by a non-JABB member who needed buckets for some sort of project. What cracks me up about it is they obviously Googled buckets and ended up at the JABB Store. What do you think they first thought when they saw that?! Haha.)
~ Special thanks to Audrey for submitting these questions.
* As with last time, these questions are ones I have actually been asked. Kinda makes ya worry doesn’t it? ;-)
Finally, just a note that I don't consider all of the above questions to be stupid. Some I just happened to have a stupid answer for so I went ahead and used em! If you have a stupid or even a legitimate question, please let me know!
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