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Hi all, glad to have
you with us for yet another exciting issue of JABB. Well, we
think it's exciting anyway! But then we wrote it so I guess we're
kinda biased... Anyway!
Since TBAA is no longer in production, we need new "holidays" to help
us pass the time. We used to have issues of JABB devoted to
TBAA's premiering in the fall, sweeps periods, and TBAA's spring
finale. Obviously that holiday system no longer works. So
we're constructing a new one! Below are 9 ideas for potential
holidays we could celebrate on JABB. We plan on picking three and
actually celebrating them. Please take look and if you have a
preference, let us know! Actual dates will be settled later when
we have a better idea of what exactly we will celebrate and what months
are the most empty. If you have feedback please email me at this
address! Thanks!
1. National
Toolbelt and Leather Jacket Day
An homage to two of our favorite of Andrew's clothes items.
Everyone wears toolbelts and black leather jackets for the day and at
the end we use the tools to make a statue of Andrew, obviously with his
toolbelt and jacket.
2. Hair
Memorial Day
On that day all barbershops and beauty parlors in Dyeland must close,
out of respect for John's hair. Then everyone must make a
pilgrimage to Chiwawa's home to visit John's former hair. Then,
at the end of the day, we give Andrew a minor, I repeat, minor haircut
and hide the lock at the end of a scavenger hunt. Whoever finds
the lock first gets to keep it and gets a lifetime supply of shampoo
and conditioner.
3. Andrew's
Birthday
Obviously everyone presents our favorite AOD with gifts. Then we
have a candle lighting contest. Whoever can light a candle for
every year Andrew's been alive without starting an inferno wins a
prize! In the evening, everyone heads over to Dyeland castle for
a Parisian themed birthday spectacular! If Andrew can't vacation
in Paris, we'll bring Paris to him (but not in the hokey "Venice"
fashion.) Speaking of which...
4. "Venice"
Remembrance Day
Who doesn't feel a sting of pain when they remember our poor angel boy
doing nothing but walking a dog on this widely disliked episode?
This will be a quiet day of reflection during which people work through
their very strong, Andrew-withdrawl emotions still connected to this
episode. Naturally, everyone will also walk dogs.
5. Annual
Take Your Favorite AOD to Work Day
Go on, bring Andrew to the office! Let Adam take over your
science lessons! Let him bring Table 9 their dinner! No
matter where you work it's gotta be a lot more fun with an AOD at your
side. If your job requires you to wear a uniform, make Andrew
wear one too. And then snap a picture of him cause he looks real
good in uniform...
6. Commemoration of the Murder Trial that Wasn't
Every year on this day, we'll offer a different version of how that
phantom TBAA episode may have played out had it ever actually
happened. Meanwhile in Dyeland, Andrew will host a "Jailhouse
Rock" themed party in the temporary jail that will be built once a year
for this very special holiday.
7. Past Assignments Day
Every year on this day we'll highlight a particular past assignment of
Andrew's. One year we may highlight Abraham Lincoln, another year
Erin from "The Pact." Meanwhile in Dyeland we'll host a "Dress as
Your Favorite Past Assignment" dance. And, no, not everyone can
dress as Kate (MDWA) and spend the evening alone with Andrew!
8. Promotion
Day
We'll make an annual holiday of Andrew's promotion to AOD duties!
Festivities will involve celebrating all the AODs of history, music,
movies, and prose. Also, we'll buy up all the grim reaper
costumes from costume shops and burn them. Poor Andrew shouldn't
have to put up with that image!
9. Hide
the Scissors Day
This day will be marked by a huge scavenger hunt between the Long Hair
Androolers and the Short Hair Androolers. The first group to find
the hidden scissors will get to decide whether Andrew wears his hair
long or short for the rest of the year. Okay... So maybe we
can't force Andrew to change his hair. But the winning group can
make strong suggestions!