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"Auld Lang Syne"
Hi all and welcome to our first issue
of the year 2003. Before we get into the issue, we'd like to ask for
your help. Our next issue will be devoted to John's upcoming birthday.
We'd like it to be a bunch of different memories from different members
about their favorite Andrew moments on TBAA. We'd really appreciate
hearing from you. Please send your favorite memory of Andrew to Jenni by the
January. Please try and limit it
to around 150 words.
Now... This year instead of telling you
what our resolutions are for
this year, we've decided to take a look back at last year's resolutions
and see just how well we did...
BAD New Year's Resolutions by JABB Authors
~Newly inspired by the "Lord of the Rings"
movies, JABB authors vow to be more like Tolkien. For starters,
everything and everyone will have no fewer than 5 different names.
Andrew will now be referred to as El-Light son of Shiloh, the Halo of
Asteri, the Deva of the Welkin, the Third of the Triumvirate, and Bob.
to improve the overall quality of the
newsletters by using correct grammar and varied word choice. They rely
heavily on the Microsoft Word Thesaurus. This compendium will then have
an aggrandized estimation of consummate caliber.
decide to fess up to the fact that much of
their material comes from watching "The Conan O'Brien" show. Now, with
the secret revealed, they feel it's safe to feature items like "If
Andrew Mated" and "In the Year 2000 Andrew will..."
authors resolve to parallel more
closely what happens on TBAA each week. As a result, every second JABB
issue will only contain scores and highlights from various basketball
and football games in honor of those weeks on which TBAA was pre-empted
~The JABB authors resolve to seek more diversity
amongst the writing staff here at JABB. For starters, every third issue
will be written by their brothers. Naturally, those issues will contain
no mention of Andrew or John except the occasional cruel remark.
~The JABB authors resolve to seek more diversity amongst the writing staff here at JABB. For starters, every third issue will be written by their brothers. Naturally, those issues will contain no mention of Andrew or John except the occasional cruel remark.