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"River of Dreams"

Don't you mean, Just A Bunch of Bums!!!!

You guys  have issues!  Get a life, get a job, get a hobby -- ANYTHING but disgracing some wanna be angel wuss.  I'm so glad that stupid show is finally off the air.  The only problem is that my grandma has nothing left to watch! ROFLMAO 

STEP ONE: Admit you have a serious problem.
STEP TWO: Take it to an all new level.
STEP THREE: Understand why being you is not healthy for your peers.
(Feel free to do this immediately)
STEP FOUR: Avoid eye contact with people.
(They may realize how messed up you are)
STEP FIVE: Eat Cheesy Poofs.
STEP SIX: Feel free to carry a pic of John Candy, as it may make you puke.
STEP SEVEN: Kiss the television screen every chance you get.
Doctors say it can cause cancer.
STEP EIGHT: Avoid renting movies with John Goodman in them.  He sucks too.
STEP NINE: Avoid being seen in public.
STEP TEN: Get over the obsession.
STEP ELEVEN: Sleeping with John's hotdog is out of the question.  
You haven't a chance.
STEP TWELVE: If we don't help, please get help somewhere.
You're pretty screwed up!
We are here to insult you!

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