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John-Boy/Colonel Bob Bucket Brigade 18

Happy April Fools' Day!!!!!! LOL

Howdy-doo JABBers! Welcome t'our 18th issue! We'd like t'wish ev'ryone a great Easter an' wonnerful Passovah an' jest a right purdy Sprin'! Fry mah hide! We'd like t'welcome our noo members an' we hope yo' injoy JABB a lot! Fry mah hide! We also haf a mighty impo'tant announcement in this hyar issue! Now onto intrys......

Intrys

Howdy-doo, ah's San'y an' ah's 40 an' ah's an ANDROOLER! Fry mah hide! ah live in Orange Park, FL. an' wawk in a chile care center. ah like t'"play" on mah computer (enny noo TBAA sites'd be appreesheeated) ah's an avid yard sale/flea market shopper, ah colleck ennythin' on John-Boy an' TBAA, an' do'phins, Snoopy, Coky Cola bars, an' Th' Monkees. Mah favo'ite TBAA shows is Th' Journalist (especially th' scene of Colonel Bob prayin' on th' stairs), an' Flight of Angels. Mah favo'ite John-Boy movie is "Bess of th' Best" ah can mouth ALL th' wo'ds t'this movie. ah have injoyed all th' JABB stuff I've read so far, an' ah hope t'keep in touch wif all th' DYEnites on this hyar site. ah's th' nooess "keeper" ah's th' keeper of John-Boy's mussache (he had one in 1989) an' his dreams. Thanks fo' bein' thar.

Name:Aman'a but ev'ryone online calls me LadyColonel Bob

Age:15

Likes:readin',writin',John-Boy/Colonel Bob

D.O.B March 17

Dislikes:chocolate (not ah's not lyin') Ennythin' else yo' need jest ax

ABC's wif John-Boy!

Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

Alfybetical Tribute t'our Favo'ite Acko' (these is wo'ds which kin be attributed t'John-Boy an' Colonel Bob ah reckon yo'll agree 100% ! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!) Awesome

Purdy

Courageous

Dashin'

Excitin'

Friendly

Go'geous

Hansum

Interestin'

Joyo's

Kind

Likeable

Marvelous

Nice

Outstan'in'

Polite

Quick

Rivetin'

Sensashunal

Talented

Unnerstan'in'

Git-up-and-gitous

Wonnerful

XOXOXO

Yahoo! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

Zealous

John-Boy Dye Rules!! Fry mah hide! Colonel Bob Rules ! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!

Hope yo' all like it

Pam

Thanks Pam! Fry mah hide!

IMPORTANT! Fry mah hide!!

Imagine eff'n yo' will a night at home in a warm cozy chair. Imagine turnin' on th' tellyvishun speckin' t'find yo' favo'ite show an' bein' extremely disappointed, cuss it all t' tarnation. Yer disappointment does not stem fum yer show not bein' thar, but fum changes thet haf taken place. At one time, when yo' turned on Touched by an Angel, three right purdy/han'som angels appeared on th' screen, as enny fool kin plainly see. Now yo' see one an' an occashunal other. But whuffo' has this hyar happened? Whut in tarnation cuzd "Touched by an Angel" t'become "Touched by Mary Beth"? Wal, thar is a number of reason, an' CBS wantin' t'git it's moneys wo'th of yo'ng, urban males is among the dawgoned-est prominent. Yo' set thar ponnerin' when this hyar occurrence took place. Yo' remember, wifout enny strain, all th' times th' breathtakin' figger of John-Boy Carroll Dye walked on screen, as enny fool kin plainly see. Yo' see his wavy blonde hair as eff'n it was jest placed in front of yo'. Yet as yo' glare at th' program, yo' count John-Boy's air time t'be a total of three minutes! As yo' rewind yer tape t'see eff'n mebbe yo' blinked an' missed perhaps a nanosecond of him, yo' wonner whut yo' c'd haf done t'transpose this hyar outcome. Mebbe, jest mebbe, eff'n yo' had taken th' time t'write thet letter menny a day ago. . . . But whuffo''d yo' haf then, as enny fool kin plainly see. Th' man had hundreds of letters t'rummage though an' th' chances of him readin'/replyin' t'yourn was beyond calculable. Mebbe he didn't be hankerin' t'do th' show, though all th' article's yo'd see basically said otherwise, an' yo' thunk th' time lop was his own choice an' thet yo' sh'dn't waste yer time writin' t'him on account o' yo' were so sho'nuff hundreds of other rabid fans did th' dirty wawk fo' yo'. So menny times yo' sat an' wanted t'he'p proteck t'other shows on account o' yo' noo soon, yer show'd hoof it to, but still yo' didn't. Yo' didn't fathom th' consequences. Yo' didn't reckanize thet th' executives'd does whut it c'd t'save it's top rated show, an' th' ack they'd deem bess w'd be t'lessen John-Boy's screen time so Ms. Downey c'd lure mo'e "demographically" co'reck views. All th' times yo' sat an' thunk, "one varmint *cain't* make a difference." Wal, hyar's yer chance t'prove yo'seff wrong, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells! Write sumpin t'he'p let CBS knows thet we're hankerin' t'see mo'e John-Boy. We're hankerin' t'th' costars t'be exackly thet: COstars! Join us in attemppin' t'let CBS an' th' staff of Touched thet we're hankerin' t'see John-Boy. An' thet havin' Roma Downey take on over th' show won't he'p ratin's!

He'p us petishun t'see mo'e John-Boy! Fry mah hide! It's yer chance t'make a difference! Don't let it pass by yo', yet agin. So sign our virtual petishun! Fry mah hide! Fo' info on how t'sign it hoof it to,

http://members.aol, ah reckon.com/seraph---/page8/index.htm

Eff'n yo' haf enny further quesshuns yo' kin email us! Lets hear it fo' John-Boy! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!!

Oh an' btw, eff'n yo' kin acshully read this, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! LOL

JABB 18